"Robot Hell, why Walter Glod no longer hears the
word 'Ready'"
I know many think I am peculiar in the
stealth behavior regarding robots and my seclusion.
Imagine coming home and regularly finding 1, 2,
or 3 HEROs at a time on your doorstep for repair and all the while holding
down a full time job.
Robots drove me crazy....literally. I was
overwhelmed when robot users from around the world (and even Heath
Company!) started to dump broken cabled arms, fried MosFet boards, and
everything imaginable at me (usually shipping the entire robot with the bad
part). By the (every)weekend I would have 5 to as many as 20 robots at a time
to repair. Not to mention the SHIPPING nightmares. My family would see me
disappear into my barn and emerge exhausted. Of course, Everyone wanted
their"children" back ASAP. I would dream about them. It was more than
any ONE person could do.
One day I just quit. I turned off my robots and
stowed them away. I informed Heath to no longer forward robots for
repair, declined their [secret] offer of turning the entire HERO operation
over to me, and refused requests from the more than 2400 users who regularly
corresponded with me. I had already ended the newsletter and received pleas
from loyal members not to give up. Some were hurt, some got angry, though no
one lost money, except myself. I cleared the shelves of the toy robots as
well. Concurrently I had "invested" in nearly every personal robot of it's
day at retail price (see some of the photos on HERO-1.com). I learned that
there were others like me as well who fell into robot hell. Sometimes we
share the horror stories and yes they have some sleeping treasured machines in
closets as well.
I returned to my other interest... Tesla Coils
(see attached picture where I appeared in National Geographic Magazine with
the largest US arcs), weaned myself away from that technology and the now
focus on my steady lifetime passion: Magic and Illusion, which is second only
to my family in importance.
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Currently I still hold onto a HERO, Jr. and the
original HERO 1 that I built (it has traveled across America and returned home
to me). HERO, Jr. sits sleeping. HERO 1 has dead batteries that I have
neglected to change but keep wanting to. For some reason I have difficulty
ordering them despite the wonderful help provided by others such as John.
